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15 Jan 2016

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Speak On Dasukigate Scandal

Chief of staff to Gov. Oshiomhole and Master of grammatical lol.., Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon (aka Igodomigodo) has finally reacted to DasukiGate arms deal scandal. 

In his usual style, he confused a lot of people while passing his message...lol! His words:
"Whereas the Dasuki menopause has diaphanously made the point that the Jonathan administration elevated the dum vivimus, vivamus nectar to a nauseating and asphyxiating elastoplast, it can bear reiteration that beyond the current ballyhoo baying for a condign comeuppance, the challenge is how to ensure that each public officer is henceforth subjected to the immolatory trajectory of dulce et decorum est pro patria mori...
But can we break away from the penelopic circle of flagellative rigor mortis?"










Please you guys should return Nigeria money before you make our Hon speak again, maybe this one will make all the looters come out naked with the money (loooooooool)

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